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 <description>	&lt;p&gt;First, if you missed the Simpsons on Sunday and were a part of the 90s, particularly a college student I suggest you find it now and prepare to be mocked.  Hilarious, but disturbing.&lt;/p&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;Second, the cable company is stealing my childhood.  There is an awful commercial featuring the Scooby Gang (Hanna-Barbera, not Mutant Enemy). &lt;/p&gt;

	&lt;p&gt;I noted that if cartoon characters actually aged, the aforementioned Scooby Gang would be in their 60s.  &lt;br /&gt;
Shaggy would probably look like Keith Richards and would probably be about as coherent. &lt;br /&gt;
Scooby would have been dead for about 30 years, long since replaced by offspring created in a stoned canine haze. &lt;br /&gt;
Daphne would be one of those freaky plastic surgery women with too much collagen, a neck lift, botox, and a permanently surprised face-lift.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://armlessbear.com/categories/kirstin/zoinks_random_observations&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:07:43 -0800</pubDate>
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